甜美到爆表的土味情话托付帮我调一下遥控器换到我喜欢你的频道

“甜美到爆表”的土味情话：托付帮我调一下遥控器，换到我喜爱你的频道

1.你知道电风扇为什么总是会摇头吗？

为什么？

由于它在告诉我我不能不爱你。

Do you know why electric fans always shake their heads?

why?

Because it's telling me I can't help but love you.

2.马铃薯会变成马铃薯泥，猜猜我会变成什么泥？什么泥？

我爱泥。

Potatoes will turn into mashed potatoes, guess what kind of mud I will turn into? What mud?

I love mud.

3.把你推动花园就找不到你了，知道为什么吗？

为什么？

由于你像花儿相同美丽。

I can't find you if I push you into the garden. Do you know why?

why?

Because you are as beautiful as flowers.

4.装戒指的盒子叫戒指盒，你知道装我和你的盒子叫什么盒么？

什么盒？

天作之合！

The box containing the ring is called the ring box. Do you know what the box containing me and yours is?

What box?

A match made in heaven!

5.假如你是方便面你觉得你是什么味的？

红烧牛肉？

那我能够泡你吗？

If you are instant noodles, what do you think you smell like?

Braised beef?

Then can I bubble you?

6.我犹疑了好几天，最终决议扔个硬币，正面朝上就跟你表达。

假如反面朝上呢?

翻过来呗。

I hesitated for a few days, and finally decided to toss a coin and confess to you with my face up.

What if the back is up?

Turn it over.

8. 你近视吗？

不近视啊。

那你怎样看不出我喜爱你？

Are you short-sighted?

Not myopia.

Then why don't you see that I like you?

9.情人眼里出什么？

西施？

不，是呈现你。

What's in the eyes of a lover?

Shih Tzu?

No, it's you.

10.我点的东西怎样还没来？

啥东西？

咱们的未来。

Why has n’t my order come yet?

what?

our future.