甜美到爆表的土味情话撩人首选你知道这道菜怎样吃最好吃吗

“甜美到爆表”的“土味情话”撩人首选：“你知道这道菜怎样吃最好吃吗？”“我喂你吃”

1.“n 55lw !n paau !”“啥意思?”“你把手机倒过来看看。”

"N 55lw! N paau!" "What do you mean?" "You turn the phone over and see."

2.你今日特别厌烦，讨人喜欢和百看不厌。

You are particularly annoying today, flattering and tiresome.

3.咱们来玩木头人不许动吧 好!我输了，心动了。

Let ’s play with wooden people. Do n’t move. OK! I lost and my heart moved.

4.假如我丢了怎样办? 报警就好了 什么? 抱紧我就好

What if I lose it? Just call the police what? Just hold me tight.

5.他人都说你的脸很圆，但我觉得你的脸还蛮方的” “为什么?” “否则怎样那么正”

Everyone says your face is round, but I think your face is pretty square "" Why? "" Otherwise so straight "

6.“我饮料都喝无糖的，你知道你合适和什么糖的么?” “微糖吧” “不对，是我的胸膛”

"I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what sugar you are good for?" "Sweet sugar" "No, it's my chest"

7.“咱们现在是朋友吗?”“是啊”“那今后就不是了，由于你是我女朋友”

"Are we friends now?" "Yeah" "No longer since, because you are my girlfriend"

8.“你知道世界上最冷的当地是哪吗?”“是没有你的当地”。

"Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" "A place without you."

9.你会看手相吗?”“会一点，你命里缺我”

Will you look at the palmistry? "" A little, you are missing me "

10.“请管好你的嘴。”“为什么？”“由于我随时会亲它。”

"Take care of your mouth." "Why?" "Because I kiss it anytime."

11.“要是我和你生一个孩子你觉得他会是什么座？”“什么座？双子座？”“不，咱们的创作。”

"If I had a child with you, what do you think he would be?" "What seat? Gemini?" "No, our masterpiece."

12.“你能够笑一个吗？”“为什么啊？”“由于我的咖啡忘加糖了。”

"Can you laugh?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

13.你能够做我的奥利奥吗？”“为什么？”“由于我想泡你。”

Can you be my oreo? ""why? "Because I want to bubble you. "

14.“我觉得你长得像我一个亲属。”“？？？”“我妈的儿媳妇。”

"I think you look like a relative of mine." "???" "My mother's daughter-in-law."